Kim Joonmyun / Suho | Twenty Two | Avateem; Waterbender
Suho is true to is water nature in the way the he is very calm, like a stream. He is perfectly fine in letting the little fish swim about. But his temper is like a hurricane, so don’t jump in the ocean unless you know how to swim. Suho is a very loving person, and anyone close enough to feel his warmth with say the same. Bound by his past, Suho is stuck in the ways of a lone fish, which he is determined to change when he moves to the city. How easy will it be for him to come out of his shell after all these years?
Suho was raised in a loving family. He had two parents who worked hard to bring their children the best that they could get. His younger brother was his best friend. They were inseparable.
One day, his father went missing. Suho and his family were devastated . Suho and his brother had lost their caring protector, and Suho’s mother had lost her lover. A week later, Suho and his brother were orphaned. Now, both his mother and father were missing.
When a strange woman comes and thanks Suho’s brother in eliminating two more people in support of the Avatar, Suho is captured by the strange woman while his brother walks free, Suho feels betrayed. Why didn’t his brother help him? Why isn’t his brother being arrested also?
Weeks of confinement later, Suho’s own flesh and blood prepares to kill him. In a desperate attempt to save his own life, Suho discovers his bending ability, and drowns his brother. Since then, Suho has been a loner. But is he protecting himself, or is he protecting everyone else?
I consistently forget these tricks. Now I have a visual. Thanks, Internet.
I wish I’d known this in undergrad.
Sending this to my coworkers on Monday.
Slicing a Bead of Mercury in Half
mercury is the best
omfg no NO YOU CANT EXIST?>?!?!???
You know what this reminds me of?
The pee frisbee.
The best prank in the world [after poop butter, of course], and it doesn’t even require going into someone’s house. As long as there’s a gap under their door, you can get them.
You take a regular frisbee, like one you’d get at the dollar store, and you pee in it. Put it upside-down, pee in it, and put that in the freezer for a few hours. You’ll have disc of frozen piss.
Carefully remove it from the frisbee, take it to your neighbour’s house [or friend’s, or stranger’s, I don’t care, as long as you keep that piss disc cold, man], and slide it under their door.
It works best if nobody is home and won’t be home for a few hours. That pee will thaw right on their floor, and they’ll come home to a puddle of piss in their house with no sign of anybody getting in.
Who the fuck peed on my floor?
That will haunt them for years.
reblogging for the pee frisbee
pee frisbee omg
I AM SO FUCKING DONE
I came for the science and stayed for the piss.
A PISS MONKEYFEATHERING FRISBEE WHAT THE FUCK
THE WAY HE PUTS HIS HANDS BEHIND HIS BACK
ITS LIKE HES A LITTLE TODDLER WHO HAS JUST TATTLE TALED ON SOME OTHER KID AND FEELS REALLY PROUD OF HIMSELF AND LOOKS TO THE TEACHER BECAUSE HE FEELS HE DESERVES A “WELL DONE” STICKER ON HIS FACE